25 crappy things about Jess Chong!

Posted by jessbabe on Friday Feb 6, 2009 Under Meme

Been tagged in Facebook and Fa wants it to be on my boring blog.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.
I benci tag people la. DO it if you want. Tak nak buat pun tak ape.

1. My right ear is permanently DEAF. *hint: got slapped*

2. Despite many are convinced that I’m anorexic-like, I EAT a lot. I have at least 2 bowls of rice serving each meal. I have rice for breakfast as well. TRULY Asian.

3. This same dream kept occurring over and over again the past 5 years which I attended my own FUNERAL and I had not hit 30 years old yet.

4. I cannot stand the taste of beer (whatever, however premium it is) but I am trained to consume a lot of hard liqour.

5. Cold weather freaks me. I generally don’t sleep under the air-conditioner unless I am in the hotel.

6. I hate washing my underwears – which explains my excessive habit of buying panties and bras.

7. I doubt I will find a man who wants to marry me. I cannot even stand my own habits.

8. I always know I will have a boy and twin girls in future.

9. I tried taking swimming lessons, half-way through I quit. The feeling of not able to stand on the ground is a nightmare.

10. I have my stereotypes and prejudiced towards people I meet. I’m not RACIST. I just do not trust people easily.

11. Cats can kill me. I think they are very daunting. They just generally dislike me.

12. I cannot drive and if possible, I do not want to drive in Malaysia. Malaysian drivers are insane and unsafe in general.

13. I find Public Display Affection (PDA) is ubberly annoying and overrated.

14. My dad left my mum, me and my lil brother for a woman 20 years younger than him. (7 years my senior) He seemed very happy indeed.

15. I love morning sex.

16. Missionary position rocks big time. PERIOD.

17. I only have three good friends in my life. One, Matthew Yeo. Two, Lynn Tan in Australia. Three, Su May in USA.

18. I never like girls. They are weird, complex and spoilt. So am I.

19. I always enjoy Mathematics and History in school. I scored A1 for this two subjects in SPM.

20. Whenever I go out partying at night, I only hang out with friends that I go with. I hate meeting strangers in the clubs especially.

21. I get horny at the weirdest and most random moment. Even looking at the belt turns me on at times.

22. I DON’T believe in foreplay.

23. I have actually considered surgeries to extend my limbs and rhinoplasty (nose job).

24. I do not consume MILK, chocolate, any liquid in white, dairy products in general.

25. It takes me 12 mins to do a full makeup. Including sticking the fake eyelashes.

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