This is my typical Sunday with SuperMom:

Foot Reflexology at Uncle Lim’s.
The place might look a bit dodgy but I can assure you one thing – SATISFACTION! Did I mention, he uses sticks instead of hands for the good time. Only two person per session, so book your place early. (I don’t get discount for promoting this place but this is one of the best foot reflexology I ever tried)

LIM HENG REFLEXOLOGY
3-91, Kompleks Mutiara,
Batu 3 ½, Jalan Ipoh,
51200 Kuala Lumpur.

Contact Number: 012-617 5641/03-6250 3296
Fees: RM35/an hour

Lunch at MidValley. Sudden craving for char kuey teow!

SuperMom went for super facial

and I went splurging on MNG sales!

Shopping bag:

1. Denim mini skirt
2. White trousers
3. White long shirt
4. Another long shirt
5. Cropped fitted jacket
6. Black sling bag
7. Huge bag
8. Gold earrings
9. MAC lipgloss

After spending RM751 on shopping, I need to rejuvenate and self-comfort with a glass of frosty guava and sour plum.

Dinner at Aunt’s place and we’ve got prawns for Father’s Day special!

Indulged on ginger rice, durians and toasted garlic bread. I might have indulged over 10,000 calories on a Sunday.

Note to self: No more shopping on Sundays!!!

It’s Friday, let’s talk sex!

Last week was size, this week – endurance.
I think having a good time in bed doesn’t equal to few hours of constant penetration.

Few weeks ago, I met a few boys for drinks.
Horny Boy A: “Jess, Slutty K boasted that her bf fuck and came 9 times last night.”

9 effing times. The cock would turn blue the next day I supposed!

WHO THE HECK CAN DO 9 TIMES A NIGHT??

Foreplay.
Someone told me that foreplay helps the ladies a lot. Even my ex-s thinks so.
Apparently foreplay stimulates the vagina opening and makes sex sounds and feels better.
Better chances of locating the G-Spot??

Frankly speaking, I never like foreplay.
Probably the first 10 mins but nothing longer.
I enjoy teasing the boys but I don’t like being teased big time. It annoys me.
Neither do I like the cuddle and talk time after sex.
I prefer sleeping.
And probably another few more rounds.

Some boys love the foreplay, some don’t.
Can’t we head straight to the penetration?

WHAT SAY YOU?

Get laid this weekend.
Hey, you might be celebrating father’s day next year!

Last night I attended one of my good friend’s father’s funeral.

Funny thing was, I was thinking about my own funeral the entire wake.
I started thinking about my present and how I want things to work out to be.

I thought about
how short and meaningless life can be,
how we often try to make (empty) promises / plans in our lives,
how we never look at the better part of our lives.

I saw some new and familiar faces, I felt something I’ve not felt for a long time.
I felt love and belonging.

Then,
I started pondering who would attend my funeral and say something good about my time here.
I started thinking if they are my friends or someone I barely know.
I started counting the numbers of people that would shed a tear when the news break.

Many shed tears reading a love story.
I refused to be weak.
I refused to be fragile.
I refused to cry.
I’ve lost hope in father figures.
He might be one of the most awesome men on Earth with his 110% dedication and commitment but I’ve lost hope in mine.

It caught me thinking about me and my father.
I felt no regrets what’s going on between me and my father.
I felt no desire to repair.

The deceased’s relative shared something during the memorial service last night,
‘You can pick your friends, but not your family.
That is what God has arranged for you.’

God made me stronger, tougher and smarter.
I’ve forgiven him.
He is my family.
She is not.
I don’t need to know her, love her, understand her.

Happy Father’s Day to the deserving ones.

To those that has played the role of a father;
Held the responsibilities as a father;
Was a father,
Am a father,
Soon a father.

I know just where to touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose
And I know the night is fading
And I know the time’s gonna fly
And I’m never gonna tell you
Everything I gotta tell you
But I know I gotta give it a try

Tell me now, who hasn’t heard any of Air Supply famous hits before?
Air Supply – all good for the weddings, love stories, the very special moments.

Also very good for Mummy’s first pressie for her big 50!

Verdict: Air Supply was good, they sang all their famous hits. It was lovely watching couples in their 40s, 50s and 60s holding hands, cuddling and singing along. Don’t be surprised when I see the men in the room were more enthusiast than the ladies. I’m not the biggest fan of Air Supply but I had a good time observing the audiences. Plus, I think mummy had a little fun I supposed.

Downside : The sound projection was terrible. The speakers went bonked a few times. The videoman should be fired for his inadequate to project the hot keyboardist. 2 bloody annoying couple who tried to be funny and kicks my chair plus they can’t sing, screamed and smells!

What would you do when Russell picks u up from the floor to the stage?

I have sudden urge to blog now.

I’ve finished with Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Grey’s Anatomy season finale. No spoilers but I was hoping for a happier ending in GA! Crying is a good therapy.

I’m supposed to start on my Sociology assignment or spring cleaning. My room is a messy walking closet, now I turned my living room into a big mess too. Let me sort things out and I might do a small garage sale online. I might start selling my bikinis! *you wish* but I wonder anyone would want my dirty undies!

Finals is on 7th of July, means wink wink to Rainforest World Music Festival this year. Hmmm, savings savings.

I love my Sunday’s foot rub and tattoo is coming.

RM1009 spent over the weekend.

• RM516 on tickets for mummy-and-me-time at Air Supply concert tomorrow (We’ve been singing Air Supply in the car)

• RM40 on 2 pairs of very pretty lashes
• RM35 on lunch
• RM220 on 6 tops and 4 hot pants for summer time
• RM 198 on Kérastase 1000ml shampoo

Nuff  said about money. Back to the whole idea of my sudden urge.

The past 4 months I’ve learned and understood more.
I found out more, I despised more.
I fell and stood up again.
Rejections.
Mummy knows best as well as some of my good friends.
I don’t owe anyone any explanation, I was disappointed, I disappointed some.

Looking back where I am before, I sighed in relief.
Looking at where I stand today, I smile.

I am glad I was out of that sticky situation.
I’m ready to see the world again, no assurance but I’m trying.
Time will heal the pain. Slowly.

I’ve discovered something the past few weeks.
Don’t grudge, don’t hold on.
Move on.

‘Love yourself first before you learn to love others’ quote Unknown.

Don’t Worry, Be Happy by Bob Marley