Moneylenders are CREATIVE creatures
Posted by jessbabe on Tuesday Jul 28, 2009 Under Funny SHITZStill feeling the Monday blues on a Tuesday!!
Here’s something to laugh at…
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TAI EE LONG COMPANY
UNLICENSED MONEYLENDER |
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| In order for us to expedite your loan application, tell us a bit more about yourself:
Why are you applying for a loan? When was your last visit to a highlands resort? Why did you come to us? How do you intend to settle the loan? Which part of your body do you think How did you settle your previous loan? Should collateral be required, which How did you first hear about us? Where do you normally hang out at 3am? Office Use only: Accept/Decline/Investigate Additional documents required:
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NO COLLATERAL OR GUARANTOR
INSTANT APPROVAL ATTRACTIVE INTEREST RATES 1 WEEK – 30% per day 1 MONTH – 50% per month 3 MONTHS & ABOVE – negotiable |
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| This agreement is made between Tai Ee Long Co (herein known as TELCO) and the borrower (herein known as the client) under the following terms and conditions: The client agrees to keep the loan active for a minimum continuous period of 12 months from the date of approval. Otherwise, an additional agreed fee of RM 500 shall be charged to the client. All interests calculated on an hourly basis. The interest for the first day/week/month will be automatically deducted when the client receives the loan. The client agrees to declare/report any sudden windfall such as casino or lottery winnings to TELCO within 3 hours. TELCO reserves the right to display client’s picture and loan details in his or her neighbourhood, children’s school, place of employment/ trading. The client agrees to hold harmless TELCO for any harm inflicted upon the client and his or her family members in the event of payment delays. TELCO reserves the right to collect all outstanding loan and interest from family members, relatives and friends upon client’s sudden demise. I, ____________________________ (the client and undersigned) hereby agree to all past, present and future terms and conditions as dictated by TELCO. Loan amount: _____________________________ Please attach current passport size photographs:
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WARNING: LATE PAYMENT MAY RESULT IN INTERRUPTION OF AIR SUPPLY TO THE LUNGS
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Aren’t they getting more creative???




