Size 6, please?

Posted by jessbabe on Saturday Jul 10, 2010 Under Soul Talk, Travel

237km away from my home, I’m on a foreign bed alone now. A weekend I’ve waited for over 8 months now, a wedding of a good friend. A man who cracks me up, dirty gossips with me, fills sinful temptations of great food indulgence together.

Driving to this destination, I had the best laughs in weeks. I missed the times I had with these boys, the times we galore in gluttony, the times we teased the new couple, the times we burped loudly after yummy lamb burger for supper, the times we drove for hours for a weekend.

I had a good talk with the buddies, realizing I’m fitting my feet in the wrong pair of shoes. I only want my size 6 Louboutin.

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My Virgin Trip : Pulau Perhentian

Posted by jessbabe on Friday Jun 25, 2010 Under Friends, Travel

When one can’t swim, can’t dive, conned into an island with 10 others and wonders amount of alcohol (a bottle of : Gin, Tequila, Jagermeister, Vodka and Single Malt Whisky; tonnes of beer and soju) available, the trip becomes pretty trippy. Seeking luck with black-tipped sharks, bright life jackets, long awaited meals and bottomless fruit juice, banana pancakes with ice cream and hot Hershey sauce, lame jokes, sweet joints with the Korean and German instructors, reggae music blasting from the dive centre, flirting with the local boatmen, toasting my soon to get skin cancer, marvelous imitation of the superheroes by David.


Sand, Sea, Sun, Soul and Sex


Toasting tequila shots for a new friendship.


The graduation bong for all plus a shot of any desired liquor. Note: nonnegotiable.


Tamara, the founder of the flicking finger jolly torturing tiny Ee Phin


I swear she personally like to be flicked by the boys.


Revenge is pretty sweet when the girls flicked their instructor.


No flicking allowed, do the squats.


Me and the ChiBai. When cat jumps on me, you are not supposed to laugh out loud. And laughing out louder when I am crying ain’t funny at all. Karma hits hard.


I’m not a beach boy, he says.


Day One : Why is the sky blue? *it is not a tricky question*


Wei Ling says, “To get reception: stand under the sun, dip your leg in the water and wait”. That’s how my back has three different shades of brown.
Ruby says, “I think your vodka gave me tummy ache”. Who drinks vodka and get bad tummy?


The wonders of photoshop.
David, Ruby, Eric, myself, Joe, Jeff, Ee Phin, Diana, Monita, Wei Ling, Alvin, Eugene (L-R)

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White linen meets Bob Marley

Posted by jessbabe on Thursday Jun 24, 2010 Under Soul Talk, Travel

Tonight, I’m annoyed. I’ve never met a person like him. Men and their perfect big ego. I slipped myself some lethal poison to burst that fat ugly thing.

saved at 1.17am 18 June 2010

Tonight, I seasoned a lethal cocktail to spice up ‘Sex on the Beach’. A mixed feeling that was slipping away months ago bounced back with the big O. Stranger closest on my back spits unpleasant colours, kills the quiet air.

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Tonight, I lifted the rear to a complete stranger. A graduation party leading to a counting game of a fatal concoction of shots and finger slapping on the forehead. A big fat sweet joint with an ex-Korean marine navy kissed my moonlight alter ego. Tonight, I laughed so hard, a part of me wanted to live in this partly untouched island.

saved at 4.37am 20 June 2010

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Quiet time at 2900 feet above sea

Posted by jessbabe on Thursday Jun 17, 2010 Under Soul Talk, Travel

Heading to the airport, my favourite place perhaps. 4 days of solitude awaits. This lonely 45 minutes drive to the empty hall at 6am, slowly I backtracked each time I am on this route. Realizing I am betrayed each time I take off to a foreign land.

Another virgin trip, I hate coming home at the end. I want to whisk away and avoid the familiar faces, dirty air, broken hearts. After the house hunting, I’ve grown stronger and colder. Mind you, I still love the attention, the glares and the affection, but I see the opposite sex slightly tarnished now.

My short attention span and the thrill I gained from chasing the slightest chance to my happy ending never cease to end the naïve part of me. Oh yes, I fall over and over again, despite the stab on the invisible heart I have.

“Famous last words”, she said. I proved myself right each time. I love the adrenaline rush when my world collides with the ‘Law of Attractions’, it satisfies my sweet sweet soul.

Current song playing: Nothin’ On You by B.O.B
Beautiful girls, all over the world
I could be chasing but my time would be wasted
They got nothin’ on you baby

It’s been 9 years since the prominent figure left, I live with or without him. So, the others ain’t that great either.

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A Roadtrip with the 3 J’s

Posted by jessbabe on Thursday Jun 3, 2010 Under Super Weekends, Travel

One Friday morning, Jeff, Jess and Joe drove up north to meet the sun, sea and sand. That weekend, they salivate their glands and filled their guts.

The trip’s theme song : Bad Things by Jace Everett


‘A Home like A Home’ at Shalini’s Guesthouse


Thrilling with Monopoly Deal


My sunset ride with Mas


In search of Jenga champion in Hong Kong Bar


Night coffee sessions in Sunset Cafe

One of the best roadtrips ever. We did nothing beside sipping five to six cups of coffee a day, looking at naked breasts, laughing at failed beach activities.

I’m such a beach bum.

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