My Virgin Trip : Pulau Perhentian

Posted by jessbabe on Friday Jun 25, 2010 Under Friends, Travel

When one can’t swim, can’t dive, conned into an island with 10 others and wonders amount of alcohol (a bottle of : Gin, Tequila, Jagermeister, Vodka and Single Malt Whisky; tonnes of beer and soju) available, the trip becomes pretty trippy. Seeking luck with black-tipped sharks, bright life jackets, long awaited meals and bottomless fruit juice, banana pancakes with ice cream and hot Hershey sauce, lame jokes, sweet joints with the Korean and German instructors, reggae music blasting from the dive centre, flirting with the local boatmen, toasting my soon to get skin cancer, marvelous imitation of the superheroes by David.


Sand, Sea, Sun, Soul and Sex


Toasting tequila shots for a new friendship.


The graduation bong for all plus a shot of any desired liquor. Note: nonnegotiable.


Tamara, the founder of the flicking finger jolly torturing tiny Ee Phin


I swear she personally like to be flicked by the boys.


Revenge is pretty sweet when the girls flicked their instructor.


No flicking allowed, do the squats.


Me and the ChiBai. When cat jumps on me, you are not supposed to laugh out loud. And laughing out louder when I am crying ain’t funny at all. Karma hits hard.


I’m not a beach boy, he says.


Day One : Why is the sky blue? *it is not a tricky question*


Wei Ling says, “To get reception: stand under the sun, dip your leg in the water and wait”. That’s how my back has three different shades of brown.
Ruby says, “I think your vodka gave me tummy ache”. Who drinks vodka and get bad tummy?


The wonders of photoshop.
David, Ruby, Eric, myself, Joe, Jeff, Ee Phin, Diana, Monita, Wei Ling, Alvin, Eugene (L-R)

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White linen meets Bob Marley

Posted by jessbabe on Thursday Jun 24, 2010 Under Soul Talk, Travel

Tonight, I’m annoyed. I’ve never met a person like him. Men and their perfect big ego. I slipped myself some lethal poison to burst that fat ugly thing.

saved at 1.17am 18 June 2010

Tonight, I seasoned a lethal cocktail to spice up ‘Sex on the Beach’. A mixed feeling that was slipping away months ago bounced back with the big O. Stranger closest on my back spits unpleasant colours, kills the quiet air.

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Tonight, I lifted the rear to a complete stranger. A graduation party leading to a counting game of a fatal concoction of shots and finger slapping on the forehead. A big fat sweet joint with an ex-Korean marine navy kissed my moonlight alter ego. Tonight, I laughed so hard, a part of me wanted to live in this partly untouched island.

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A Roadtrip with the 3 J’s

Posted by jessbabe on Thursday Jun 3, 2010 Under Super Weekends, Travel

One Friday morning, Jeff, Jess and Joe drove up north to meet the sun, sea and sand. That weekend, they salivate their glands and filled their guts.

The trip’s theme song : Bad Things by Jace Everett


‘A Home like A Home’ at Shalini’s Guesthouse


Thrilling with Monopoly Deal


My sunset ride with Mas


In search of Jenga champion in Hong Kong Bar


Night coffee sessions in Sunset Cafe

One of the best roadtrips ever. We did nothing beside sipping five to six cups of coffee a day, looking at naked breasts, laughing at failed beach activities.

I’m such a beach bum.

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Twenty Questions

Posted by jessbabe on Sunday May 30, 2010 Under Friends, Travel, Uni Life

A month ago, a trip with five other girls stirred me. The short four days together in a secluded haven, game of questions, alcohol intervention beneath the blue sky, rehearsing my eminent gratifying loud laugh, twisted limbs sharing childhood crackers.

  1. Have you ever picture this 3 years ago in that class?
  2. Do you believe in angel?
  3. Does guidance slips momentarily?
  4. Does your body moves as your brain speaks?
  5. Do you dance when nobody’s watching?
  6. Do you blow happiness away?
  7. Do you enjoy the beautiful view up there alone?
  8. Does the staircase matter?
  9. Do you climb and slip?
  10. Have you turned around and smile at the present?
  11. Do you believe in love?
  12. Do you aim for the sky?
  13. Can you fake a smile?
  14. Does beauty overlaps your judgment?
  15. Have you ever fly without wings?
  16. Have you face your fears?
  17. Do you dream?
  18. Do you drive your life gleefully?
  19. Does your life spells colours?
  20. Can you picture this in ten years time?
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Lily’s Virgin Trip : Cherating

Posted by jessbabe on Tuesday Jun 2, 2009 Under Dogs, Travel

Here’s how a weekend spent with our precious kids!


Botak Ray drove at 120kmph on my Lily’s first car ride. Verdict: Lily puked on his car seat! Bwahahahaha…

Three kids dozing off while I’m not allowed to sleep because I can’t drive. Oh, another baby has black coat, might blend in some monitor’s background colour.

She’s looking… and she knew..

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